Save Rudy Giuliani ☕ 🤡

Gather around for the latest episode of “You Can’t Make Shit This Up.” Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Rudy Giuliani is now peddling coffee to pay his legal bills.

So, picture this: Rudy wakes up one morning, drowning in legal fees, and thinks, “You know what will save my bacon? Coffee beans!” And thus, rudy.coffee was born. Maybe he was inspired by his old buddy and criminal friend Trump, who’s selling Bibles and sneakers like the QVC host we never asked for.

Thoughts on Suicide…

So, this post will be a bit more personal than my usual material. If you are triggered by conversations about suicide, this is definitely not for you. I have decided to write this piece in hopes that it reaches someone else who is having a hard time, letting them know that they are not alone. While I have a rotten sense of humor and make light of my suicidal thoughts at times, this is a serious subject that probably affects someone you know.

I never thought I’d say this: If you or someone you know needs support now, call or text the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988 or chat at 988lifeline.org.

Welcome to Hell (May 2024 upgrade)

Thanks for visiting my site! I will cut right to the chase: we are currently undergoing maintenance. After years of postponing a proper upgrade to my servers, I finally bit the bullet and headed out on this “adventure” – yeah, we’ll go with that. I appreciate your patience while I painstakingly import single posts at a time (don’t ask). If you don’t hear from me or my roommates complain of a foul odor from my office, just throw me in the trash! And clear my browser history…

Meanwhile, feel free to follow me on the bird app 🐦 @dancesWithNodes

Nightmare AI Art

Delving into Depression

So, here’s a wild idea I’ve been toying with – what if we could bring nightmares to life? No, not in a horror movie kind of way, but more like turning those bizarre, fucked up dreams into nightmare ai art. Sounds cool, right? Well, thanks to the magic of generative AI, that’s exactly what I’m diving into next.

Dealing with depression often means battling some pretty gnarly nightmares. Instead of just shaking them off and moving on, I thought, “Why not make something out of this?” Enter my new project: using AI to represent these nocturnal terrors visually.