Gather around for the latest episode of “You Can’t Make Shit This Up.” Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Rudy Giuliani is now peddling coffee to pay his legal bills.
So, picture this: Rudy wakes up one morning, drowning in legal fees, and thinks, “You know what will save my bacon? Coffee beans!” And thus, rudy.coffee was born. Maybe he was inspired by his old buddy and criminal friend Trump, who’s selling Bibles and sneakers like the QVC host we never asked for.
Oh, Rudy. How did we get here? I miss the Rudy we remember from being New York’s mayor during 9/11 – the guy who stood tall and brought a city together in its darkest hour. Back then, he was “America’s Mayor”, a symbol of resilience and strength. Now, he’s brewing up legal fund coffee beans.
Without further ado, here is the ad!
John Oliver mentioned his kitchen screams serial killer 😂
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